Me: And what would you do instead of quiet time?
Rhys: Help you with cooking.
Me: Really? What kind of experience do you have cooking? What can you do?
Rhys: I'm good at cooking, I can cook with a spoon and cut an egg.
Me: Don't you mean crack an egg?
Rhys: Yes, in the kitchen, I do it with you. I can cook! What can you do?